Freebsd Fortunes 4

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his
ability.
                -- Oscar Wilde

I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.
                -- Stephen Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
                -- Stephen Wright

I steal.
                -- Sam Giancana, explaining his livelihood to his draft board

Easy.  I own Chicago.  I own Miami.  I own Las Vegas.
                -- Sam Giancana, when asked what he did for a living

I stick my neck out for nobody.
                -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca"

I stood on the leading edge,
The eastern seaboard at my feet.
"Jump!" said Yoko Ono
I'm too scared and good-looking, I cried.
Go on and give it a try,
Why prolong the agony, all men must die.
                -- Roger Waters, "The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking"

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.  Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
                -- Shirley Temple

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a
department store, and he asked for my autograph.
                -- Shirley Temple

I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookiee win.
                -- CP30

I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school,
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool,
Or find myself a rock 'n' roll band,
That needs a helping hand,
Oh, Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face.
                -- Rod Stewart, "Maggie May"