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Apr 11, 2013

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight...
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. -- Dave Barry

Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover...
Although written many years ago, Lady Chatterley's Lover has just been reissued by the Grove Press, and this pictorial account of the day-to-day life of an English gamekeeper is full of considerable interest to outdoor minded readers, as it contains many passages...

Anxious after the delay, Gruber doesn't waste any time getting...
Anxious after the delay, Gruber doesn't waste any time getting the Koenig [a modified Porsche] up to speed, and almost immediately we are blowing off Alfas, Fiats, and Lancias full of excited Italians. These people love fast cars. But they love sport too and no passing...

[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching...
[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching. -- Tris Speaker, 1921

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. --...
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.

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