Daily Fortunes

Apr 29, 2013

Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when...
Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

Flying saucers on occasion Show themselves to human...
Flying saucers on occasion Show themselves to human eyes. Aliens fume, put off invasion While they brand these tales as lies.

Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright...
Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver's brain is in a fog. See also "Idiot Lights".

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing...
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. -- Walt Kelly, "Putluck Pogo"

For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...

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