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Apr 9, 2013

Today is the last day of your life so far.
Today is the last day of your life so far.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Today is what happened to yesterday.
Today is what happened to yesterday.

Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. --...
Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson

Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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