Daily FortunesApr 25, 2013
A young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused...
A young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused her a new
bonnet. Coroner's verdict: "Death from excessive spunk."
-- Sacramento Daily Union, September 13, 1860
A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street...
A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted
a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to
have that!" she gushed.
"No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through...
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday...
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and
walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces. He turns to a gorgeous
woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and
says, "I can tell by your eyes that...
A young man wrote to Mozart and said:
Q: "Herr Mozart,...
A young man wrote to Mozart and said:
Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any
suggestions as to how to get started?"
A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with
some simple lieder...
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.
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