Daily Fortunes

Apr 20, 2013

Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing...
Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old text-based adventure game. You're five feet from making it to your goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head. Because you didn't disarm the trap three hours before. [...] I always hated...

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver...
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbins

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Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war...
Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war. -- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"

VACATION: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation...
VACATION: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recuperate.

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