Daily Fortunes

May 1, 2013

An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired...
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy...
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light. Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you...
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law...
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. -- Aleister Crowley

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