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May 17, 2013

QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon...
QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything."

QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need...
QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the cologne, now would I?"

QOTD: "If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip...
QOTD: "If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie."

QOTD: "If you keep an open mind people will throw...
QOTD: "If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."

QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's...
QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."
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