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May 31, 2013

Everybody who didn't want a pain shot when you were passing...
Everybody who didn't want a pain shot when you were passing out pain shots wants one when you are passing out sleeping pills.

An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his...
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from...
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard...
Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
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