Daily FortunesMay 29, 2013
We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place...
We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.
-- John Berryman
We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's out.
We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's out.
We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has...
We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official
name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu". You
may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another
setting on your electric blanket,...
We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement...
We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement...
"We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after...
"We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog,
star of "The Muppet Show." [3]
[3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we
were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort...
|
.
Daily Fortunes for May 29, 2013
|
