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May 23, 2013

Real programmers don't write COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy...
Real programmers don't write COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.

I have not lost my mind, it is backed up on tape somewhere.
I have not lost my mind, it is backed up on tape somewhere.

Real programmers do not document. Documentation is for simps...
Real programmers do not document. Documentation is for simps who can't read listings or object code.

Real programmers don't write specs -- users should consider...
Real programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.

Real programmers don't comment their code. if it is hard...
Real programmers don't comment their code. if it is hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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