Daily Fortunes

May 9, 2013

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in...
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one...

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein...

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Q: How many marketing people does it take to change...
Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I'll have to get back to you on that.

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