Daily Fortunes

Jul 9, 2013

They don't suffer. They can't even speak English...
They don't suffer. They can't even speak English. -- George F. Baer, answering a reporter's question about the suffering of starving miners.

They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.
They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.

They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen...
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

They just buzzed and buzzed...buzzed.
They just buzzed and buzzed...buzzed.

They say it's the responsibility of the media to look...
They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope. I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far. -- Richard Nixon

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