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Jul 20, 2013

When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.
When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.

When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself,...
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles...
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." -- Franklyn Ajaye

When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish...
When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever. I will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never to be seen again. -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Between Time and Timbuktu"

When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons...
When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone

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