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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man...
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Allen
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm...
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. -- Woody Allen
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! --...
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinson
I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when...
I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it...
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
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