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Jul 5, 2013

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted...
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech. G is for George, smothered under a rug, H...

A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne
A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne

A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which...
A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail. C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all. E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees. G is for grep, a clever...

A joint is just tea for two.
A joint is just tea for two.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from...
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.

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