Daily FortunesMay 27, 2013
If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in...
If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing their hair...
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing their hair. If this doesn't
work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
If A fool persists in his folly he shall become wise...
If A fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.
-- William Blake
If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler,
there will...
If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler,
there will be N-1 passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.
-- T. Cheatham
If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him,...
If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he
really a guru at all?
-- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexuals"
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