Freebsd Fortunes

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late
and owns the worm farm.
                -- Travis McGee

The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.

The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
add ten percent.

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on
weather forecasters.
                -- Jean-Paul Kauffmann

"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not
Compute' -- I forget which."
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
civilization.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with
symposium to follow.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a
remarkable Christian forbearance among men.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

The fact that it works is immaterial.
                -- L. Ogborn