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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  701 of 2327

I understand why you're confused.  You're thinking too much.
                -- Carole Wallach.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  702 of 2327

I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I can borrow as well.
                -- Woodrow Wilson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  703 of 2327

I use technology in order to hate it more properly.
                -- Nam June Paik
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  704 of 2327

I used to be a rebel in my youth.
This cause... that cause... (chuckle) I backed 'em ALL!  But I learned.
Rebellion is simply a device used by the immature to hide from his own
problems.  So I lost interest in politics.  Now when I feel aroused by
a civil rights case or a passport hearing... I realize it's just a device.
I go to my analyst and we work it out.  You have no idea how much better
I feel these days.
                -- J. Feiffer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  705 of 2327

I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.
                -- Elvis Costello
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  706 of 2327

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  707 of 2327

I used to be such a sweet sweet thing, 'til they got a hold of me,
I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see,
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers, they can't be seen,
With me, and I'm feelin' real shot down,
And I'm, uh, feelin' mean,
        No more, Mr. Nice Guy,
        No more, Mr. Clean,
        No more, Mr. Nice Guy,
They say "He's sick, he's obscene".

My dog bit me on the leg today, my cat clawed my eyes,
Ma's been thrown out of the social circle, and Dad has to hide,
I went to church, incognito, when everybody rose,
The reverend Smithy, he recognized me,
And punched me in the nose, he said,
(chorus)
He said "You're sick, you're obscene".
                -- Alice Cooper, "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  708 of 2327

I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  709 of 2327

I used to have a drinking problem.
Now I love the stuff.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  710 of 2327

I used to live in a house by the freeway.  When I went anywhere, I had
to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights.  Now it looks
like I'm the only one moving.

I was pulled over for speeding today.  The officer said, "Don't you know
the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?"  And I said, "Yes, but I wasn't going
to be out that long."

I put a new engine in my car, but didn't take the ond one out.  Now
my car goes 500 miles an hour.
                -- Stephen Wright
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