Freebsd Fortunes

"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling."
                -- Florence Henderson

I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can
understand it.
                -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
                -- Fred Allen

I could dance till the cows come home.  On second thought, I'd rather
dance with the cows till you come home.
                -- Groucho Marx

"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.  Except perhaps
the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ..."
                -- Peter Oakley

"I didn't know it was impossible when I did it."

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.  The
curtain was up.

I do hate sums.  There is no greater mistake than to call arithmetic an
exact science.  There are permutations and aberrations discernible to
minds entirely noble like mine; subtle variations which ordinary
accountants fail to discover; hidden laws of number which it requires a
mind like mine to perceive.  For instance, if you add a sum from the
bottom up, and then again from the top down, the result is always
different.
                -- Mrs. La Touche (19th cent.)

"I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them."
                -- Isaac Asimov

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us
with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use."
                -- Galileo Galilei