Daily Fortunes

Dec 18, 2016

Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.

Avoid reality at all costs.
Avoid reality at all costs.

Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will...
Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you. -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State student

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