| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1667 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"East is east... and let's keep it that way."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1668 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there,
I go to work."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1669 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to
save the earth!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1670 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1671 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Her other car is a broom."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1672 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"He's a perfectionist. If he married Raquel Welch, he'd expect
her to cook."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1673 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1674 of 2298 |
QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1675 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1676 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
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