| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1016 of 2298 |
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1017 of 2298 |
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1018 of 2298 |
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little
girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and
Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh,
and God, this is goodbye. We're moving to Hollywood."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1019 of 2298 |
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1020 of 2298 |
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without
a purpose, but never without a POINT.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1021 of 2298 |
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
-- W.C. Fields' epitaph
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1022 of 2298 |
On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], "Pray, Mr.
Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
come out?" I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of
ideas that could provoke such a question.
-- Charles Babbage
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1023 of 2298 |
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,
and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W.C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1024 of 2298 |
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1025 of 2298 |
Once, adv.: Enough.
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