| Freebsd Fortunes: 1874 of 3566 |
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1875 of 3566 |
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1876 of 3566 |
Klein bottle for sale ... inquire within.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1877 of 3566 |
Kleptomaniac, n.:
A rich thief.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1878 of 3566 |
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1879 of 3566 |
Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
-- Henry N. Camp
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1880 of 3566 |
Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1881 of 3566 |
Labor, n.:
One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1882 of 3566 |
Lackland's Laws:
(1) Never be first.
(2) Never be last.
(3) Never volunteer for anything
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1883 of 3566 |
Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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