Daily FortunesOct 21, 2007
A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting... A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when
a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him. "Are you the
foreman around here?" he asked timidly. "I'd like to join your circus; I
have what I think is a pretty good...
A crow perched himself on a telephone wire. He... A crow perched himself on a telephone wire. He was going to make a
long-distance caw.
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as... A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating
his morning meal. "I would like to give you this personality test", said
the outsider, "because I want you to be happy."
Drescher took the paper that was offered him...
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were... A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about
whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they
got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The
medical profession is clearly the oldest,...
A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it... A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 21, 2007
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