Freebsd Fortunes 4

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.

I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.
                -- John Donne

I am two with nature.
                -- Woody Allen

I am very fond of the company of ladies.  I like their beauty,
I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
                -- Samuel Johnson

I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the
sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are
loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
                -- Dr. Dwight Van de Vate, Professor of Philosophy,
                   University of Tennessee at Knoxville

I asked the engineer who designed the communication terminal's keyboards
why these were not manufactured in a central facility, in view of the
small number needed [1 per month] in his factory.  He explained that this
would be contrary to the political concept of local self-sufficiency.
Therefore, each factory needing keyboards, no matter how few, manufactures
them completely, even molding the keypads.
                -- Isaac Auerbach, IEEE "Computer", Nov. 1979

I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.

I B M
U B M
We all B M
For I B M!!!!
                -- H.A.R.L.I.E.

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
                -- Gilda Radner