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I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
                -- W. Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  282 of 2327

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
                -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  283 of 2327

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  284 of 2327

I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  285 of 2327

I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.
                -- John Donne
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  286 of 2327

I am two with nature.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  287 of 2327

I am very fond of the company of ladies.  I like their beauty,
I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  288 of 2327

I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the
sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are
loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
                -- Dr. Dwight Van de Vate, Professor of Philosophy,
                   University of Tennessee at Knoxville
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  289 of 2327

I asked the engineer who designed the communication terminal's keyboards
why these were not manufactured in a central facility, in view of the
small number needed [1 per month] in his factory.  He explained that this
would be contrary to the political concept of local self-sufficiency.
Therefore, each factory needing keyboards, no matter how few, manufactures
them completely, even molding the keypads.
                -- Isaac Auerbach, IEEE "Computer", Nov. 1979
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  290 of 2327

I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
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