Freebsd Fortunes 5

Nobody takes a bribe.  Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out
your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's
different.
                -- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P.
                   O'Brien, instructions to the force.

Nobody wants constructive criticism.
It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.

Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.

nohup rm -fr /&

Noise proves nothing.  Often a hen who has
merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
                -- Mark Twain

nolo contendere:
        A legal term meaning: "I didn't do it, judge, and I'll never do
        it again."

nominal egg:
        New Yorkerese for expensive.

Noncombatant:
        A dead Quaker.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.
                -- M.J. 0'Donnell

Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.