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Dec 31, 2013

QOTD: "A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch...
QOTD: "A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."

QOTD: "A university faculty is 500 egotists with...
QOTD: "A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."

QOTD: All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
QOTD: All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

QOTD: All I want is more than my fair share.
QOTD: All I want is more than my fair share.

QOTD: "Dead people are good at running because...
QOTD: "Dead people are good at running because they don't have to stop and breathe." -- Hokey, watching "Night of the Living Dead"
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