Freebsd Fortunes 5

QOTD:
        All I want is more than my fair share.

QOTD:
        "Dead people are good at running because they don't
        have to stop and breathe."
                -- Hokey, watching "Night of the Living Dead"

QOTD:
        "Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."

QOTD:
        "East is east... and let's keep it that way."

QOTD:
        "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there,
        I go to work."

QOTD:
        Flash!  Flash!  I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to
        save the earth!

QOTD:
        "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."

QOTD:
        "Her other car is a broom."

QOTD:
        "He's a perfectionist.  If he married Raquel Welch, he'd expect
        her to cook."

QOTD:
        "He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom."