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Jul 31, 2013

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are...
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal

A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on...
A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on. -- William S. Burroughs

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

"A penny for your thoughts?" "A...
"A penny for your thoughts?" "A dollar for your death." -- The Odd Couple

A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.
A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.
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