| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1662 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1663 of 2298 |
QOTD:
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1664 of 2298 |
QOTD:
All I want is more than my fair share.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1665 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Dead people are good at running because they don't
have to stop and breathe."
-- Hokey, watching "Night of the Living Dead"
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1666 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1667 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"East is east... and let's keep it that way."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1668 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there,
I go to work."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1669 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to
save the earth!
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1670 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1671 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"Her other car is a broom."
|
|
