Daily Fortunes

May 9, 2015

Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about...
Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today. Charlie Brown: No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better.

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night...
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. -- Candice Bergen

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual...
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been...
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

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