Daily Fortunes

Jul 5, 2015

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law...
I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I was appalled by this story of the destruction of a member...
I was appalled by this story of the destruction of a member of a valued endangered species. It's all very well to celebrate the practicality of pigs by ennobling the porcine sibling who constructed his home out of bricks and mortar. But to wantonly destroy a wolf, even...

I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold...
I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold. A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody. He really gives some effort to it. A hoodlum is a pretty lousy...

I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence...
I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life. I asked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career of a robber. -- Tiburcio Vasquez

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when...
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. -- Jack Handley

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