Daily FortunesJul 11, 2015
Article the Third:
Where a crime of the kidneys...
Article the Third:
Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should
enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change. Public announcements and
guided tours of the aforementioned are not necessary.
Article the Fourth:
The decision...
Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.
Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will...
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
-- Henrik Tikkanen
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
...
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
generation to generation?
Mom: Yes?
Billy: Well, this generation dropped it.
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy...
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests,
since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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