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Jul 31, 2015

The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men,...
The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has always been a limited number of Human Beings. -- Little Big Man

The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship...
The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have...
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.

The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them,...
The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohen
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