Daily FortunesJul 12, 2015
If I could stick my pen in my heart,
I would spill it all over...
If I could stick my pen in my heart,
I would spill it all over the stage.
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya,
Would you think the boy was strange?
Ain't he strange?
...
If I could stick a knife in my heart,
Suicide right on the stage,
Would it be enough for your...
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make...
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
--...
If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass...
If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around.
Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's
as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for
you'll see a lot of it and you had better be...
If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.
If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it...
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 12, 2015
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