Daily FortunesJul 8, 2015
If you don't drink it, someone else will.
If you don't drink it, someone else will.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble...
In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Lenin
in a very familiar pose -- arms raised above him, leading the country to
revolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it from
behind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing...
In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette...
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is
placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 8, 2015
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