Daily Fortunes

Jul 18, 2015

The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager...
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water,...

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original...
The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman. -- Honore DeBalzac

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a...
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.

The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes...
The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm. -- Travis McGee

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