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Jul 2, 2015

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical...
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are a Communist.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) Let your self-confidence...
TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20) Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will find you boorish and headstrong. Travel, promotion, and romance highlighted, if you live long enough. Don't take any wooden nickels.

TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this...
TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep, because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway. You will decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday.

TAX OFFICE: Den of inequity.
TAX OFFICE: Den of inequity.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that...
Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree." -- Russell Long

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