Freebsd Fortunes 3

Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.

Avoid reality at all costs.

Avoid revolution or expect to get shot.  Mother and I will grieve, but
we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
                -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State student

Avoid strange women and temporary variables.

Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining
ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror
to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the
mid-fork of the Feather River before the completion of the Oroville Dam
in 1959.
                -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton
                   bad fiction contest.

[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching.
                -- Tris Speaker, 1921

BACCHUS:
        A convenient deity invented by the ancients
        as an excuse for getting drunk.

BACHELOR:
        A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

BACHELOR:
        A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.

Back in '80 or '81 the workers were rioting in Gdansk and there were fears
that the Soviets would invade Poland to put down the demonstrations.  Foreign
correspondents were curious as to just what the Poles would do if they were
invaded.  They asked, "What will you do if the East Germans invade from the
West and the Soviets invade from the East?  Who will you fight first?"
        To which the Poles replied, "Why, we will fight the Germans first.
Business before pleasure."