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I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  582 of 2327

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  583 of 2327

I never killed a man that didn't deserve it.
                -- Mickey Cohen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  584 of 2327

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  585 of 2327

I never made a mistake in my life.
I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
                -- Lucy Van Pelt
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  586 of 2327

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.
                -- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  587 of 2327

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  588 of 2327

I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  589 of 2327

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers;
what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  590 of 2327

I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
                -- Gellett Burgess

I've never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But from the milk we're getting now
There certainly must be one
                -- Odgen Nash

Ah, yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
I'm sorry now I wrote it
But I can tell you anyhow
I'll kill you if you quote it.
                -- Gellett Burgess, many years later
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