Freebsd Fortunes 4

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the
places they do today.
                -- Will Rogers

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
                -- Groucho Marx

I never killed a man that didn't deserve it.
                -- Mickey Cohen

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
                -- Mae West

I never made a mistake in my life.
I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
                -- Lucy Van Pelt

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.
                -- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers;
what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.