Freebsd Fortunes 3

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies.
                -- David Nichols

blithwapping:
        Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
        wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
        The judge's jokes are always funny.

Blow it out your ear.

Blue paint today.
                [Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson.  Ed.]

Blutarsky's Axiom:
        Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.

Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.

Boling's postulate:
        If you're feeling good, don't worry.  You'll get over it.

Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
        Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
        vividly manifests their lack of progress.