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blithwapping:
Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
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Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
The judge's jokes are always funny.
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Blow it out your ear.
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Blue paint today.
[Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson. Ed.]
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Blutarsky's Axiom:
Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.
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Boling's postulate:
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
vividly manifests their lack of progress.
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Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas.
-- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"
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