Freebsd Fortunes 6

The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my
time.  My speed is very fast.  Some ministers have had to drop out of my
government because they could not keep up.
                -- Idi Amin Dada

The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that
for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good
requires intent.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can
be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
                -- Elizabeth Taylor

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty
for incompetence.

The problems of business administration in general, and database management in
particular are much too difficult for people that think in IBMese, compounded
with sloppy English.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid,
stable business.
                -- John Steinbeck

The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.

The programmers of old were mysterious and profound.  We cannot fathom their
thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance.
        Aware, like a fox crossing the water.  Alert, like a general on the
battlefield.  Kind, like a hostess greeting her guests.  Simple, like uncarved
blocks of wood.  Opaque, like black pools in darkened caves.
        Who can tell the secrets of their hearts and minds?
        The answer exists only in the Tao.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes