Freebsd Fortunes 6

The probability of someone watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed,
a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.
                -- Mike Smith

The problem with any unwritten law is that
you don't know where to go to erase it.
                -- Glaser and Way

The problem with graduate students, in general, is that they have
to sleep every few days.

The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my
time.  My speed is very fast.  Some ministers have had to drop out of my
government because they could not keep up.
                -- Idi Amin Dada

The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that
for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good
requires intent.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can
be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
                -- Elizabeth Taylor

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty
for incompetence.

The problems of business administration in general, and database management in
particular are much too difficult for people that think in IBMese, compounded
with sloppy English.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra