Daily FortunesAug 16, 2018
It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have...
It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped
using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys. Seems that there are not
only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached. The only
difficulty is that it's sometimes difficult to apply...
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging...
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
-- P.G. Wodehouse, "Louder and Funnier"
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate...
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways...
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to
wear tail lights.
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village...
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 16, 2018
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