Daily Fortunes

Jun 16, 2018

Have an adequate day.
Have an adequate day.

Have people realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie...
Have people realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to defuse project tensions? When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a non-cynical, or even an informative cookie? Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions. This still begs...

Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying...
Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?

Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm? ...
Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm? Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours...

"Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice...
"Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice that long."

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