Daily Fortunes

Nov 30, 2019

90% of the work takes 90% of the time. The remaining 10% takes...
90% of the work takes 90% of the time. The remaining 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang...
94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.

99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch...
99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it again: 100 blocks of crud on the disk! 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it again: 101 blocks of crud on the disk!

A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak...
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Franklin

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

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